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post #1 of 16 Old 10-21-2009, 03:46 PM Thread Starter
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How many Horses does it take to change a light bulb

How many Horses does it take to change a lightbulb?

Thoroughbred: I changed it an hour ago. Címon you
guys Ė catch up!
* Arabian: Who ME?? Do WHAT? Iím scared of light
bulbs! Iím outta here!
* Quarter Horse: Put all the bulbs in a pen and
tell me which one you want.
* Standardbred: Oh for Peteís Sake, give me the
darn bulb and letís be done with it.
* Shetland: Give it to me. Iíll kill it and we
wonít have to worry about it anymore.
* Friesian: I would, but I canít see where Iím
going from behind all this mane.
* Belgian: Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can
reach it then.
* Warmblood: Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English?
Doesnít anyone realize that I was sold for
$75K as a yearling, but only because my hocks are
bad, otherwise I would be worth $100K? I am NOT
changing light bulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it.
* Morgan: Me! Me! Me! Pleeease let me! I wanna do
it! Iím gonna do it! I know how, really I do! Just watch! Iíll rewire the
barn after, too.
* Appaloosa: Yaíll are a bunch of losers. We donít
need to change the light bulb; I ainít scared of the dark. And someone make
that darn Morgan stop jumping up and down before I double barrel him.
* Haflinger: That thing I ate was a light bulb?
* Mustang: Light bulb? Letís go on a trail ride,
instead. And camp. Out in the open like REAL horses.
* Lipizzaner: Hah, amateurs. I will change the light
bulb. Not only that, but I will do it while standing on my hind legs and
balancing it on my nose, after which I will perform seven flying lead changes
in a row and a capriole. Can you do that? Huh? Huh? Didnít think so.
* Miniature: I bet you think I canít do it just
cause Iím small. You know what that is? Itís sizeism!
* Akhal Te ke: I will only change it if itís my
ownerís light bulb and no one else has ever touched it.
* Andalusian: I will delegate the changing of the
light bulb to my personal
groom after he finishes shampooing my mane and
cleaning my saddle, but only
on the condition that it is changed for a soft blue
or pink bulb, which
reflects better off my coat while I exhibit my
astonishing gaits.
* Cleveland Bay: Iím busy. Make the whipper-in and
the hounds do it.
* Saddlebred: My ears are up already, please, please
get the &#/~..# light bulb away from me! Iím ready to show, really, I
promise Iíll win!
* Paint: Put all the light bulbs in a pen, tell me
which one you want, and my owner will bet you twenty bucks I can get it
before the quarter horse.
* POA: Iím not changing it. Iím the one who kicked
the old one and broke it in the first place, remember?
Now, excuse me, I have a grain room to break into.
* Grade Horse: Guys? Um, guys? I hope you donít
mind, but I went ahead and
changed it while you were all arguing
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post #2 of 16 Old 10-21-2009, 03:55 PM
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Haha, too funny.

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post #3 of 16 Old 10-25-2009, 11:06 PM
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I like it! :)
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post #4 of 16 Old 10-25-2009, 11:44 PM
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roflmto!!! Love it!

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post #5 of 16 Old 10-26-2009, 04:40 AM
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Lol, that is cool!

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post #6 of 16 Old 10-26-2009, 06:25 AM
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Very cute!

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post #7 of 16 Old 11-11-2009, 10:06 AM
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Thats sooo cute, and funny!

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post #8 of 16 Old 11-11-2009, 06:44 PM
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Love it!!! And having a Mustang, Appy and Grade...I see the truth!

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post #9 of 16 Old 11-27-2009, 05:29 PM
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LOL! My app would say the same thing.. or she would tell me to do it lol.
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post #10 of 16 Old 12-16-2009, 05:54 AM
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hahaha I love it!
they're all true. the grade horses are the only sane ones. xDD
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