I needed a bowl of cereal..

SorrelHorse · 02-21-2013, 03:05 AM

I needed a condom because I'm a pimp.

Iseul · 02-21-2013, 06:21 AM

I smoked with the Trojan man because I have AMAZING boobs. :p
I'm satisfied enough I guess..lol.
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Diamond Sutcliff · 02-24-2013, 04:58 PM

I ran naked with a homo because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

Story of my life.

amberly · 02-24-2013, 05:01 PM

Mine is very strange and is to be repeated to no one. LMAO

I ran naked with your grandma because I'm a pimp.

luv my horse hinke · 02-24-2013, 05:03 PM

I shanked a homer cause I love marijuana lol

JeepnGirl · 02-25-2013, 11:25 AM

Mine is:

I ran naked with Paris Hilton because I have AMAZING boobs.

Stichy · 02-25-2013, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Mine is very strange and is to be repeated to no one. LMAO

I ran naked with your grandma because I'm a pimp.

I think I just died

rexing93 · 02-28-2013, 10:05 PM

I beat Paris Hilton because hoes keep stealing my tacos. XD

Nightside · 02-28-2013, 10:08 PM

I smoked with a toothbrush because I love marijuana!

Uh... well I guess if you're really determined you could find a way to use a toothbrush? Lol!
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