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    05-31-2012, 11:51 PM
Green Broke
I smoked with a horse because I have amazing boobs! This is great!
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    06-01-2012, 12:54 AM
I slept with a stripper because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

And that makes perfect sense, right?
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    06-01-2012, 01:45 AM
I slept with some crack heads because I love to snort cocaine!
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    06-01-2012, 03:03 AM
I shot a bag of weed because I'm good in bed :P
    06-01-2012, 03:47 AM
I banged an easter egg because I'm sexy like that. Nice. Although I would prefer I banged my boyfriend because I'm sexy like that/because I'm good in bed. Yeah, I like that better
    06-01-2012, 04:21 AM
I smoked with my boyfriend because I'm sexy like that.

I sound like a 1950's Marlboro advert.
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    06-01-2012, 05:02 AM
I ate a homo cos Im good in bed :O
Well im not the one to judge of that haha!
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    06-01-2012, 06:33 AM
I needed some crack heads because I'm a pimp.
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    06-01-2012, 06:43 AM
Green Broke
I beat a homo because I have AMAZING boobs/because I'm sexy like that!

Ok...I am going to do one for my dog now....

I shot a tooth brush because hoes keep stealing my tacos/because I had to.
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    06-01-2012, 09:25 AM
I needed a homeless guy because I had too!

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