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post #11 of 129 Old 05-31-2012, 11:51 PM
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I smoked with a horse because I have amazing boobs! This is great!
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post #12 of 129 Old 06-01-2012, 12:54 AM
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I slept with a stripper because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

And that makes perfect sense, right?
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post #13 of 129 Old 06-01-2012, 01:45 AM
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I slept with some crack heads because I love to snort cocaine!
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post #14 of 129 Old 06-01-2012, 03:03 AM
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I shot a bag of weed because I'm good in bed :P

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post #15 of 129 Old 06-01-2012, 03:47 AM
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I banged an easter egg because I'm sexy like that. Nice. Although I would prefer I banged my boyfriend because I'm sexy like that/because I'm good in bed. Yeah, I like that better
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post #16 of 129 Old 06-01-2012, 04:21 AM
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I smoked with my boyfriend because I'm sexy like that.

I sound like a 1950's Marlboro advert.
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post #17 of 129 Old 06-01-2012, 05:02 AM
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I ate a homo cos Im good in bed :O
Well im not the one to judge of that haha!
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post #18 of 129 Old 06-01-2012, 06:33 AM
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I needed some crack heads because I'm a pimp.
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post #19 of 129 Old 06-01-2012, 06:43 AM
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I beat a homo because I have AMAZING boobs/because I'm sexy like that!

Ok...I am going to do one for my dog now....

I shot a tooth brush because hoes keep stealing my tacos/because I had to.
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post #20 of 129 Old 06-01-2012, 09:25 AM
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I needed a homeless guy because I had too!

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