I needed a bowl of cereal..

I smoked with a horse because I have amazing boobs! This is great!
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I slept with a stripper because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

And that makes perfect sense, right?

I slept with some crack heads because I love to snort cocaine!

I shot a bag of weed because I'm good in bed :P

I banged an easter egg because I'm sexy like that. Nice. Although I would prefer I banged my boyfriend because I'm sexy like that/because I'm good in bed. Yeah, I like that better

I smoked with my boyfriend because I'm sexy like that.

I sound like a 1950's Marlboro advert.

I ate a homo cos Im good in bed :O
Well im not the one to judge of that haha!

I needed some crack heads because I'm a pimp.

I beat a homo because I have AMAZING boobs/because I'm sexy like that!

Ok...I am going to do one for my dog now....

I shot a tooth brush because hoes keep stealing my tacos/because I had to.

I needed a homeless guy because I had too!

Lol!
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