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post #21 of 129 Old 06-01-2012, 09:28 AM
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I beat a porn star because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

I don't play no games.
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post #22 of 129 Old 06-01-2012, 09:39 AM
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I cuddled with your grandma because I have AMAZING BOOBS!

I do have amazing boobs, thank you, but I'm not sure why I'd cuddle with your grandma because of them.

You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!
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post #23 of 129 Old 06-01-2012, 09:48 AM
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I banged a golf ball because I'm good in bed. Hahaha
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post #24 of 129 Old 06-01-2012, 01:12 PM
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I stabbed the cookie monster because I have a noodle in my nose...

" If the entire world was one big machine, I couldn't be an extra part. I had to be here for some reason." ~ Hugo Cabret
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post #25 of 129 Old 06-01-2012, 03:27 PM
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I needed an easter egg because I'm sexy like that. xD

The hills were bathed in moonlight, the shadows not so stark;
Silver light reflected off his brown hide as he held me in the dark
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post #26 of 129 Old 06-01-2012, 03:59 PM
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Oh my

I ran naked with a golf ball because I have double D's... Which is technically a lie... hehe
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E v e r y horse is good for something. You dont throw a whole life away just cause he's banged up a little...
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post #27 of 129 Old 06-01-2012, 04:33 PM
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I laughed so hard at these I may have peed my pants a little!!!

I needed the cookie monster because I smoked crack because I had to!
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post #28 of 129 Old 06-01-2012, 04:43 PM
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I stabbed your grandma because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

Wow I'm a violent person.
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post #29 of 129 Old 06-01-2012, 05:13 PM
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i needed some crack heads because i smoked crack
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post #30 of 129 Old 06-01-2012, 07:50 PM
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I stabbed an easter egg because I love marijuana.. o.O LOL

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