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        06-05-2012, 01:06 PM
    I banged a toothbrush because I have amazing boobs

    (shhhh... the toothbrush belonged to someone I don't like)
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        06-05-2012, 03:29 PM
    Shot my best friend because I'm a pimp. Wow
        06-05-2012, 05:47 PM
    I slept with, an easter egg, because I love marijuana.

    OMG. LoL.
        06-10-2012, 12:14 AM
    Wow! Mine is really, really, bad!!!

    I slept with your mom because I'm good in bed.
        06-10-2012, 03:09 AM
    I ran naked with homer because I'm sexy like that haha
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        06-11-2012, 12:52 AM
    I shanked my boyfriend because I smoked crack.

    ^^Good thing I don't have a boyfriend...well, not really...kinda halfway...guys are so confusing sometimes, even when they're older. *sigh*
        06-11-2012, 12:11 PM
    I banged a porn star because I like marijuana! That's crazy lol
        06-11-2012, 12:44 PM
    I smoked with a dog because the people in my head were banging!

    Well there's a visual
        06-12-2012, 10:13 PM
    I ran shirtless with your mum because I didn't like the way (s)he looked at me.

        06-13-2012, 06:03 AM
    I slept with a bag of weed because i'm sexy like that. Hahaha

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