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post #51 of 129 Old 06-05-2012, 01:06 PM
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I banged a toothbrush because I have amazing boobs

(shhhh... the toothbrush belonged to someone I don't like)
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post #52 of 129 Old 06-05-2012, 03:29 PM
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Shot my best friend because I'm a pimp. Wow
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post #53 of 129 Old 06-05-2012, 05:47 PM
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I slept with, an easter egg, because I love marijuana.


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him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too."

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post #54 of 129 Old 06-10-2012, 12:14 AM
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Wow! Mine is really, really, bad!!!

I slept with your mom because I'm good in bed.
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post #55 of 129 Old 06-10-2012, 03:09 AM
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I ran naked with homer because I'm sexy like that haha
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Crystal paint QH ASH Arab mare. Angel bay Brumby mare, Clyde bay clydie cross gelding, Gerry white welshie gelding.
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post #56 of 129 Old 06-11-2012, 12:52 AM
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I shanked my boyfriend because I smoked crack.

^^Good thing I don't have a boyfriend...well, not really...kinda halfway...guys are so confusing sometimes, even when they're older. *sigh*

Do not tell me I can't...because I will show you that I can.
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post #57 of 129 Old 06-11-2012, 12:11 PM
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I banged a porn star because I like marijuana! that's crazy lol
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post #58 of 129 Old 06-11-2012, 12:44 PM
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I smoked with a dog because the people in my head were banging!

Well there's a visual

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post #59 of 129 Old 06-12-2012, 10:13 PM
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I ran shirtless with your mum because i didn't like the way (s)he looked at me.


The horse stop with a jerk and the jerk fell off
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post #60 of 129 Old 06-13-2012, 06:03 AM
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I slept with a bag of weed because i'm sexy like that. Hahaha
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