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Investment priorities

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        12-10-2008, 08:56 AM
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    Cool Investment priorities

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have
    $33.00 today.

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling
    Refund, you Will have received a $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily &
    Recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

    A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
    Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
         
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        12-10-2008, 10:27 AM
      #2
    Started
    Lol!!!! Thanks for that... just what I needed on a slow morning
         
        12-10-2008, 10:37 AM
      #3
    Weanling
    I guess I better start investing in the sure bet!
         

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