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    09-22-2009, 11:59 AM
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Foal
An Italian Boy's Confession

My mom forwarded this to me. It's a bit amusing.

AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION


'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later
So you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew,
And his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'



~AL615
     
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    09-22-2009, 12:03 PM
  #2
Foal
hahaha, that's good
     
    09-22-2009, 07:20 PM
  #3
Weanling
Totally don't get it
     
    09-22-2009, 07:46 PM
  #4
Foal
The boy was pretending to associate with "loose females" when he really wasn't so not only could he get out of working as an alter boy but so he could find these girls the priest was listing so he could go see them. Cus he truly didn't know any females but he sure wanted to see if he could get to know one so he basically tricked the priest.

~AL615
     
    09-22-2009, 07:54 PM
  #5
Yearling
Hahahahahaha!
     
    09-22-2009, 11:33 PM
  #6
Weanling
Oh, I see
     
    09-22-2009, 11:45 PM
  #7
Trained
Bahaha
     
    09-23-2009, 12:03 AM
  #8
Weanling
Thats a good one lmao
     
    09-29-2009, 08:15 PM
  #9
Weanling
Lmao that's a good one almost peed my pants lol
     
    09-29-2009, 08:36 PM
  #10
Foal
Lol.

~al615
     

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