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post #1 of 13 Old 09-22-2009, 10:59 AM Thread Starter
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An Italian Boy's Confession

My mom forwarded this to me. It's a bit amusing.

AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION


'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later
So you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew,
And his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'



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post #2 of 13 Old 09-22-2009, 11:03 AM
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hahaha, that's good
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totally don't get it

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the boy was pretending to associate with "loose females" when he really wasn't so not only could he get out of working as an alter boy but so he could find these girls the priest was listing so he could go see them. Cus he truly didn't know any females but he sure wanted to see if he could get to know one so he basically tricked the priest.

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Hahahahahaha!
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post #6 of 13 Old 09-22-2009, 10:33 PM
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oh, I see

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Bahaha
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post #8 of 13 Old 09-22-2009, 11:03 PM
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that's a good one lmao
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lmao that's a good one almost peed my pants lol

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post #10 of 13 Old 09-29-2009, 07:36 PM Thread Starter
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Lol.

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