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post #1 of 4 Old 08-03-2008, 07:10 PM Thread Starter
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Jessica Simpson Joke

this is a fairly old one but its one of my favorites

One day jessica simpson and her two friends were running from the cops. They were driving down the road and they stopped at a farm. The brunette friend hid with the cows. The red haired friend hid with the sheep. And jessica hid in the potato sacks in the barn.

The cops saw their car in front of the farm so they went to investigate. First they went to the cow pen and the brunette friend yelled "MOOOO!". And when the cops didnt find her, they went to the sheep pen and the red haired friend yelled "BAHHHH". When the cops didnt find her they went in the barn near the potato sacks and jessica yelled "POTATO"

Hehe

if someone 'gives their two cents' when its just a penny for their thoughts..where does that extra penny go?

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post #2 of 4 Old 08-03-2008, 07:22 PM
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lmao.....that reminds me.

Jessica is eating chicken of the sea tuna and she goes "is this chicken or tuna"...
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lmao.....that reminds me.

Jessica is eating chicken of the sea tuna and she goes "is this chicken or tuna"...
ahahah!! I remember that!
And when she asked if buffalos really had wings!!

if someone 'gives their two cents' when its just a penny for their thoughts..where does that extra penny go?

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/d...merbanner2.png
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Originally Posted by Gingerrrrr
lmao.....that reminds me.

Jessica is eating chicken of the sea tuna and she goes "is this chicken or tuna"...
ahahah!! I remember that!
And when she asked if buffalos really had wings!!
*sigh* :roll:
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