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post #1 of 5 Old 02-14-2007, 04:34 PM Thread Starter
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Jockey Joke

You might think this joke is not funny at all! But I taught it was but then again I think everything is funny

what did the horse say to the one legged jockey?
How you getting on?

Ha Ha Thets so funny!

Oh and here is another joke but its not a jockey joke thow!

There are these two muffins in an oven. One says two the other 'it's really hot in here' and the other one says 'Oh my god a talking muffin!

Ha Ha its so funny! What do you think?
That Friesian likes this.
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post #2 of 5 Old 02-22-2007, 10:24 PM
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I like the muffin one
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post #3 of 5 Old 03-05-2007, 08:48 AM
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lol i like the first one
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post #4 of 5 Old 06-24-2007, 09:48 AM
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i liked them jokes lol xxx
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post #5 of 5 Old 09-11-2007, 11:05 PM
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I have one:
Why did the horse racer go behind the tree?

He needed to change his jockeys!
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