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    01-26-2009, 09:47 AM
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Green Broke
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Just "Fred"

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?' the officer asks.

'Just Fred,' the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the
biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket.

The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him
that he used to have a last name but lost it.

The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays
along with it.

'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'

The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born
Fred Dingaling. I know - a funny last name. The kids used to tease
me all the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good
grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I
went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and
finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.

After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to
school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got
my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.

Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my
assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS,
with VD.

Well, the
ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then
I was Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the
ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD
leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my
Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.'

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
     
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    01-26-2009, 01:29 PM
  #2
Yearling
Ahahaha! That's great!
     
    01-26-2009, 01:41 PM
  #3
Started
Lol!!!! Thanks for sharing!!!
     

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