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    10-31-2008, 01:46 AM
Talking Ladies First

Ladies First journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands.

She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives. She approached one of the women for an explanation. "This is marvelous," said the journalist. "What enabled the women to achieve this reversal of roles? Replied the Kuwaiti woman: "Land mines!"
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    11-04-2008, 12:25 PM
*shakes head*...good lord
    11-05-2008, 07:46 AM
Originally Posted by tbenitez    
*shakes head*...good lord

Bad joke huh, How about this one.

Why to the men in scotland wear Kilts?


Because those sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
    11-05-2008, 07:51 AM
"as dry as it can get."


Sorry but reading your jokes made me think what we use to say when someone use to tell a very weird jokes in our university.

No offence for some it will def make them laugh.
    11-05-2008, 10:32 AM
Im really shaking my head... but atleast you are putting men down with the sheep thing....gross
    11-05-2008, 03:02 PM
Originally Posted by Angel_Leaguer    
Im really shaking my head...

I am sensing that is not a good thing. LOL>

I shall remember to post mellower items of laughter.
    11-05-2008, 03:24 PM
HAHAHA.......TOTALLY funny!!!! Not PC... but funny just the same!!!!

Ba-dump-bump!!! LOL
    11-05-2008, 03:24 PM
Green Broke
    11-06-2008, 08:20 AM
Lol . . . . Ok it's not going to win any awards for funniest joke but it not bad!! And the sheep joke ain't any worse than the ones us aussies make about New Zealanders!! (sorry any kiwi's on here but I bet you have your own jokes bout us skippy's)
    11-06-2008, 04:08 PM
Nice one regal!

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