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        12-19-2013, 12:18 AM
    A Letter to Santa

    Dear Santa,

    How are you? How's the reindeer? I noticed Dasher is a bit cow-hocked and what's up with the red nose on Rudolph? It spooked me last year. Vixen is hot though.

    I've been a good boy all year, well mostly. I bit Chip a few times but he deserved it for being too close to the hay.

    For Christmas this year, I'd like a big round bale of hay, a salt block, and a mirror so I can admire myself. I'm so beautiful, I can't hardly believe it! Don't bother with halters or saddles, that only makes my human think I want to work for pity's sake!

    Love, Nick

    P.S. Don't bring Harley the dog anything. He's been sleeping on my hay and makes it smell of dog. You can bring Sugar the dog a bone, but nothing for Harley, he's a bad dog.
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