Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf
Crouched down behind a log.
What big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.'
Wolf jumps up and runs away.
Down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. And this time he
Is crouched behind a bush.
What big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.'
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
And this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
Big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.'
That the wolf jumps up and screams, 'Will you knock it off,
Trying to poop!'