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    11-28-2008, 02:40 AM
  #1
Weanling
The Lone Ranger

Sure hope I'm putting this in the right place...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After

they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,

'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?'



The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'


'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.


The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,

'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies

and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that

Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter

past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and

we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have

a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'





'You dumber than buffalo. It means someone stole tent.'

     
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    11-28-2008, 05:08 AM
  #2
Green Broke
I like this, I have seen it before though. And you took out the one
Little naughty word after buffalo. LOL>......
     
    11-28-2008, 12:20 PM
  #3
Chat Moderator
Haha, this should be in the joke sud section.
     
    11-29-2008, 02:32 AM
  #4
Weanling
Ruh Roh! We have a jokes section???
     
    11-29-2008, 02:58 AM
  #5
Weanling
Oh wait. I see it......NOW. My apologies. My bad..
     
    11-29-2008, 09:40 AM
  #6
Showing
Only us old folks would even remember The Lone Ranger!
     
    11-29-2008, 11:12 AM
  #7
Chat Moderator
Hey, I'm in my 20's and I know who the Lone Ranger was.
     
    12-01-2008, 10:25 AM
  #8
Started
Hahaha...thanks for sharing!!!
     
    12-07-2008, 11:50 PM
  #9
Weanling
Lol I'm guessing the lone ranger is/was a ranger who spent a lot of time alone. <<< See! I'm actually quite smart!
     
    12-08-2008, 01:42 AM
  #10
Chat Moderator
The lone ranger was the last living member of a grouped of six that was ambrushed by a gang of outlaws. He was wounded and nursed back to health by Tonto. Becuase he had done the same for him years ago.
     

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