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    11-26-2008, 03:43 AM
  #1
Foal
Mens and Womens word definitions

OK, a rumor has been floating around that in the girl talk section, there is a "what kind of guy do you want" thread. (Hey, I wasn't in there, I just heard about it!). So for those of you who may not know yet....this is a small list of terms one person might say....andwhat they actually mean!

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:


40-ish...................................49.

Adventurous...........................Slept with everyone.

Athletic................................No breasts.

Average looking.....................Moooo.

Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.

Emotionally Secure..................On medication.

Feminist................................Fat.

Free Spirit..............................****.

Friendship first.......................Former ****.

New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'S

Open minded.........................Desperate.

Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.

Professional............................Bi+*h.

Voluptuous............................Very fat.

Large frame...........................Hugely fat.

Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.



DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:


Yes.....................................No

No......................................Yes

Maybe..................................No

We need................................I want

I am sorry..............................You'll be sorry

We need to talk......................You're in trouble

Sure, go ahead........................You better not

Do what you want...................You will pay for this later

I am not upset.........................Of course, I am upset, you moron!

You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?



DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:


I am hungry............................I am hungry

I am sleepy............................I am sleepy

I am tired..............................I am tired

Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!

I love you...............................Let's have sex now

I am bored..............................Do you want to have sex?

May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime?...............I'd like to have sex with you.

Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.

I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.
     
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    11-26-2008, 04:36 AM
  #2
Yearling
Hahahaha! At first I was confused what's going on but later understood

Regards
     
    11-26-2008, 04:46 AM
  #3
Green Broke
Did you notice how short the mens list is,

We are so uncomplicated. Life is good.
     
    11-26-2008, 04:54 AM
  #4
Yearling
Oh yes! Men are the most simplistic creation on this mother earth! We don't "encode" our thoughts



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    11-26-2008, 11:11 AM
  #5
Super Moderator
Haha That's good.
     
    11-26-2008, 07:06 PM
  #6
Started
Quote:
Originally Posted by RegalCharm    
did you notice how short the mens list is,

We are so uncomplicated. Life is good.
Are you sure that being simplistic is a good thing?
     
    11-26-2008, 10:09 PM
  #7
Banned
Haha! Nice! 8)
     
    11-30-2008, 06:38 AM
  #8
Green Broke
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joshie    
Are you sure that being simplistic is a good thing?

Yes, we are not hard to figure out really.

Give us a few beers and some pretty gals and we are happy.
     
    12-03-2008, 06:04 PM
  #9
Weanling
From what I know of men its spot on.
     

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