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post #1 of 9 Old 11-26-2008, 03:43 AM Thread Starter
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Mens and Womens word definitions

OK, a rumor has been floating around that in the girl talk section, there is a "what kind of guy do you want" thread. (Hey, I wasn't in there, I just heard about it!). So for those of you who may not know yet....this is a small list of terms one person might say....andwhat they actually mean!

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:


40-ish...................................49.

Adventurous...........................Slept with everyone.

Athletic................................No breasts.

Average looking.....................Moooo.

Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.

Emotionally Secure..................On medication.

Feminist................................Fat.

Free Spirit..............................****.

Friendship first.......................Former ****.

New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'S

Open minded.........................Desperate.

Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.

Professional............................Bi+*h.

Voluptuous............................Very fat.

Large frame...........................Hugely fat.

Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.



DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:


Yes.....................................No

No......................................Yes

Maybe..................................No

We need................................I want

I am sorry..............................You'll be sorry

We need to talk......................You're in trouble

Sure, go ahead........................You better not

Do what you want...................You will pay for this later

I am not upset.........................Of course, I am upset, you moron!

You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?



DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:


I am hungry............................I am hungry

I am sleepy............................I am sleepy

I am tired..............................I am tired

Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!

I love you...............................Let's have sex now

I am bored..............................Do you want to have sex?

May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime?...............I'd like to have sex with you.

Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.

I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.

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post #2 of 9 Old 11-26-2008, 04:36 AM
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Hahahaha! At first I was confused what's going on but later understood

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did you notice how short the mens list is,

We are so uncomplicated. Life is good.

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post #4 of 9 Old 11-26-2008, 04:54 AM
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Oh yes! Men are the most simplistic creation on this mother earth! We don't "encode" our thoughts



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post #5 of 9 Old 11-26-2008, 11:11 AM
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Haha That's good.

"On hyvi vuosia, kauniita muistoja, mutta kuitenkaan, en saata unohtaa,
Ett koskaan en ole yksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Vaikka myrsky hetkeksi tyyntyykin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Ja pian taas uusin hnkyksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Hei tuu mun luo, pieneksi hetkeksi. Puhutaan, varjoni, valkoiseksi enkeliksi."

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post #6 of 9 Old 11-26-2008, 07:06 PM
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did you notice how short the mens list is,

We are so uncomplicated. Life is good.
Are you sure that being simplistic is a good thing?

Are you absolutely sure you wanna mess with my carrots?
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post #7 of 9 Old 11-26-2008, 10:09 PM
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haha! Nice! 8)
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post #8 of 9 Old 11-30-2008, 06:38 AM
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Are you sure that being simplistic is a good thing?

Yes, we are not hard to figure out really.

Give us a few beers and some pretty gals and we are happy.

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post #9 of 9 Old 12-03-2008, 06:04 PM
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from what I know of men its spot on.
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