Mens and Womens word definitions
 
 

       The Horse Forum > Life Beyond Horses > Jokes and Funnies

Mens and Womens word definitions

This is a discussion on Mens and Womens word definitions within the Jokes and Funnies forums, part of the Life Beyond Horses category
  • Decoding men's words
  • Womens words definition joke

 
LinkBack Thread Tools
    11-26-2008, 04:43 AM
  #1
Foal
Mens and Womens word definitions

OK, a rumor has been floating around that in the girl talk section, there is a "what kind of guy do you want" thread. (Hey, I wasn't in there, I just heard about it!). So for those of you who may not know yet....this is a small list of terms one person might say....andwhat they actually mean!

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:


40-ish...................................49.

Adventurous...........................Slept with everyone.

Athletic................................No breasts.

Average looking.....................Moooo.

Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.

Emotionally Secure..................On medication.

Feminist................................Fat.

Free Spirit..............................****.

Friendship first.......................Former ****.

New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'S

Open minded.........................Desperate.

Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.

Professional............................Bi+*h.

Voluptuous............................Very fat.

Large frame...........................Hugely fat.

Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.



DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:


Yes.....................................No

No......................................Yes

Maybe..................................No

We need................................I want

I am sorry..............................You'll be sorry

We need to talk......................You're in trouble

Sure, go ahead........................You better not

Do what you want...................You will pay for this later

I am not upset.........................Of course, I am upset, you moron!

You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?



DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:


I am hungry............................I am hungry

I am sleepy............................I am sleepy

I am tired..............................I am tired

Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!

I love you...............................Let's have sex now

I am bored..............................Do you want to have sex?

May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime?...............I'd like to have sex with you.

Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.

I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.
     
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
    11-26-2008, 05:36 AM
  #2
Yearling
Hahahaha! At first I was confused what's going on but later understood

Regards
     
    11-26-2008, 05:46 AM
  #3
Green Broke
Did you notice how short the mens list is,

We are so uncomplicated. Life is good.
     
    11-26-2008, 05:54 AM
  #4
Yearling
Oh yes! Men are the most simplistic creation on this mother earth! We don't "encode" our thoughts



Regards
     
    11-26-2008, 12:11 PM
  #5
Super Moderator
Haha That's good.
     
    11-26-2008, 08:06 PM
  #6
Started
Quote:
Originally Posted by RegalCharm    
did you notice how short the mens list is,

We are so uncomplicated. Life is good.
Are you sure that being simplistic is a good thing?
     
    11-26-2008, 11:09 PM
  #7
Banned
Haha! Nice! 8)
     
    11-30-2008, 07:38 AM
  #8
Green Broke
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joshie    
Are you sure that being simplistic is a good thing?

Yes, we are not hard to figure out really.

Give us a few beers and some pretty gals and we are happy.
     
    12-03-2008, 07:04 PM
  #9
Weanling
From what I know of men its spot on.
     

Quick Reply
Please help keep the Horse Forum enjoyable by reporting rude posts.
Message:
Options

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the The Horse Forum forums, you must first register.

Already have a Horse Forum account?
Members are allowed only one account per person at the Horse Forum, so if you've made an account here in the past you'll need to continue using that account. Please do not create a new account or you may lose access to the Horse Forum. If you need help recovering your existing account, please Contact Us. We'll be glad to help!

New to the Horse Forum?
Please choose a username you will be satisfied with using for the duration of your membership at the Horse Forum. We do not change members' usernames upon request because that would make it difficult for everyone to keep track of who is who on the forum. For that reason, please do not incorporate your horse's name into your username so that you are not stuck with a username related to a horse you may no longer have some day, or use any other username you may no longer identify with or care for in the future.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.
Password:
Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.
Email Address:

Log-in

Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.


Old Thread Warning
This thread is more than 90 days old. When a thread is this old, it is often better to start a new thread rather than post to it. However, If you feel you have something of value to add to this particular thread, you can do so by checking the box below before submitting your post.

Thread Tools

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
dictionary definitions ilovemyhorsies Jokes and Funnies 5 11-05-2008 02:56 PM
Definitions for horse lovers free_sprtd Horse Talk 7 09-21-2008 08:44 AM
word assosiation game jumpjaky Games 0 08-23-2007 08:59 AM



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:35 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0