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Old 11-11-2009, 11:19 PM   #1
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Just thought I would share some more >,<


I’m not sure what is going on here. The only reasonable explanation is that Hello Kitty and Rainbow Brite somehow had a crazy child together.
Arizona


Wow, nothing says “I know how to make friends” like a shirt that incorporates computers AND farting!
Ohio


If this was elementary school that effort wouldn’t even get a participation sticker. Awful. Just awful.
California


Dear young females out there, remember when your parents said you would regret that lower back tattoo because it won’t look sexy when you get older; this is what they meant.
California


Well, apparently the spirits aren’t answering her calls anymore, so she figured she should probably get a new phone and switch coverage. I’m sure the iPhone has a “contact the spirits” application.
California


The elusive thug-skullet……quite a rare appearance. Enjoy!
Nevada


guess a bathing suit cover isn’t as self explanatory as I thought it was. Here is a hint, it is supposed to COVER!
Nebraska


If the entire word “Bootylicious” can easily be read across your ass, believe it or not, it’s probably not actually bootylicious.
Texas


Hey Tinker Bell, maybe you should try pants. Also, if you do insist on wearing your underwear out in public, maybe you should try age appropriate underwear. But I would still try the pants first.
Kentucky


Nothing says “baller” like some big-faced-hundreds on a shirt tucked into some camo shorts that are pulled up to your nipples……Look out Jay-Z.
Florida


I guess the Drano in my eyes was only a temporary solution. Someone please just come at my eyes with a cheese grater and don’t stop until it breaks.
Indiana


Mullet? Check. Stupid drinking t-shirt? Check. Proud of it? Check. Armed? Hell Yeah!
Utah


Ummm, you don’t have any pants on. If you are trying to be patriotic with the red white and blue thing, it’s not really working for you.
Tennessee


I’m not even going to thing about pick-pocketing this guy. Honestly, where is that chain wallet going into because that doesn’t look like a pocket to me.
Texas
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And continued......


The real lady marmalade…..not the sexy french song version, the fruit preserve.
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Tennessee’s version of Santa Claus is just a little different than everyone else’s…..you may want to hide your children.
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I think we are just as confused as he is. Seriously, get off the fence and pick one side or the other.
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You know, I hate having to pull my pants down and my shirt up to take a sh*t too. I think you have just invented a genius new idea there big guy!
Florida
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What is it about department stores that make people have the impulse to expose the complete backside of their thighs and rear end?
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I think I need to go wash my eyes...brb.
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SMROBS I LOVE this website, and I LOVE you for sharing this joy with HF community. <33
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O.O Wal-Mart is an interesting place....
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*vomiting* Oh god, I don't even know what to say.
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Makes me feel better..I may not be a "fashion plate", but I can look better than these people! lol
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The true gift from Walmart to all of us is the gift of self-esteem. No matter how poor or backward or freakish you are, you can find someone worse at Walmart.
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The true gift from Walmart to all of us is the gift of self-esteem. No matter how poor or backward or freakish you are, you can find someone worse at Walmart.
So true. Walking through a Wal-mart these days is like walking through a gallery of exhibition-inclined mentally ill.
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