Christmas morning comes and Johnny comes running down the stairs and starts to open his presents – manure! In his stocking – more manure. Under his bed – more manure. Just then little Bobby from up the corner calls and tells him about all the presents he got. A Nintendo, a new bike, games, skates…….. Then he asks Johnny what he got?
<<wait for it.......>>
“I think I got a **** pony but I can’t find it.”