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    12-12-2008, 11:03 AM
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Showing
My favorite Christmas/horse story

Little 5 year old Johnny's parents were besides themselves. He had the foulest mouth they had ever heard. Every other word was a curse. They talked to a psychologist and his suggestion was that since Christmas was a few days away, that they substitute horse manure for presents. The idea being the association of foul words for foul presents.

Christmas morning comes and Johnny comes running down the stairs and starts to open his presents – manure! In his stocking – more manure. Under his bed – more manure. Just then little Bobby from up the corner calls and tells him about all the presents he got. A Nintendo, a new bike, games, skates…….. Then he asks Johnny what he got?



<<wait for it.......>>



“I think I got a **** pony but I can’t find it.”
     
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    12-12-2008, 01:32 PM
  #2
Trained
Hahaha! That is funny
     
    12-12-2008, 02:28 PM
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Green Broke
Hahhaha that's cute!
     
    12-12-2008, 05:09 PM
  #4
Super Moderator
Haha
     
    12-16-2008, 09:57 PM
  #5
Yearling
Hahaha. Cute!
     
    12-16-2008, 10:16 PM
  #6
Foal
I've heard of coal in the stockings, but I think I like this idea better.lol. Got plenty of it!!!
     
    12-20-2008, 12:58 PM
  #7
Weanling
OMG, that is so awesome. I had to wipe my screen off, that one needs a warning on it.

My favorite now, too.
     

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