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    10-06-2009, 09:42 AM
National Health alert! Danger to women from contact with horse hair!

Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Horse Hair... Posted: 28 Aug 2009 04:53 PM PDT
This is a public service announcement. ..

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses.

This substance, called "amobacter equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms in females:

Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework.

Reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or heels.

Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after "baby has new shoes, pad, blanket, tack, grain, hay & supplements" .

"Amobacter equuii" usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion
Which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other
Humans (especially husbands).

"Amobacter equuii" is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional
Sources - this may lead to a "herd mentality" or like the potato chip commercial, "you can't have just one".

Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours.

Surgeon General's Warning:

Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.
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    10-06-2009, 10:03 AM
Super Moderator
I think I have that...?
    10-06-2009, 10:09 AM
I know I have that. I will go without food just so I can get a new piece of tack or buy a bale of hay. LOL. Nice to know that I'm not just crazy. LOL.

That's awesome.
    10-06-2009, 10:17 AM
Thanks, one of my fellow "sickies" sent it to me. As soon as I read it I thought "this explains EVERYTHING!" I'm "sick" and the only cure is more horses. LOL I should show this to my boyfriend by way of explaining some of my behavior.
    10-06-2009, 11:02 AM
Green Broke
Horse crazy women are nice people.
    10-06-2009, 12:45 PM
Thank god it's an actual illness and it's not my fault!
    10-06-2009, 01:50 PM
Lol love it!
    10-06-2009, 02:16 PM
Glad to hear it's now a diagnosable illness! That explains everything! I just want to know...can you go on disability because of it?
JK...but seriously.
    10-06-2009, 05:34 PM
Super Moderator
Wow, that was fun .

Seems that I've perhaps caught some bacteria.
    10-10-2009, 09:38 PM
Green Broke
I was diognosed last week. ;)

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