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    08-20-2010, 03:28 PM
A Near-Death Experience!

Just had a near death experience. I went riding.

Everything was going along fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off.

My foot got caught in the stirrup and I fell head first to the ground. My head was repeatedly slammed against the ground as the horse did not stop or even slow down.

Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Walmart manager came and unplugged it.
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    08-22-2010, 08:58 AM
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    08-23-2010, 10:18 PM
I was actually starting to feel really bad for you !!
    08-23-2010, 10:22 PM
    08-23-2010, 10:27 PM
Hahhahaa LMAO!!!
    08-24-2010, 10:53 AM
I reacted the same way first time I read it. Someone posted it on Facebook, and I couldn't stop laughing.
    08-25-2010, 06:09 AM
Green Broke
Hahahahahahahahaha! Omg that was waaaaaay to funny!
    08-25-2010, 04:39 PM
That was pretty good, got me going at first... I was like, omg what happened next.
    09-26-2010, 12:24 PM
I genuinely laughed out loud
    09-26-2010, 12:39 PM
Aw, that's awesome. At first, I thought you really had a fall.

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