At dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer ...
BOY : But I don't know how to pray
DAD : Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.
BOY : "Dear Lord" he started Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream.
Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.
This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry
And provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work ..