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post #1 of 8 Old 11-12-2008, 09:21 PM Thread Starter
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Talking No Speak English. LOL

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A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto .. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.


One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.


Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.


On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...


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post #2 of 8 Old 11-13-2008, 04:05 AM
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Hahahahaha!!!! HahahahahaaA!!!! Hahahahha!!!!

I think this is the first joke I not only understood I laughed at it as well

Very nice sharing!!


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post #3 of 8 Old 11-13-2008, 04:46 AM
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Hmm... I thought she brought her husband because...




...he speaks English So this was a good effort but it didn't work with me.

"On hyviä vuosia, kauniita muistoja, mutta kuitenkaan, en saata unohtaa,
Että koskaan en ole yksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Vaikka myrsky hetkeksi tyyntyykin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Ja pian taas uusin hönkäyksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Hei tuu mun luo, pieneksi hetkeksi. Puhutaan, varjoni, valkoiseksi enkeliksi."

Pelle Miljoona Oy - Varjo seuraa onneain

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post #4 of 8 Old 11-13-2008, 11:01 AM
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funny!

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post #5 of 8 Old 11-15-2008, 12:23 PM
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Hahaha, funny! :)
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post #6 of 8 Old 11-15-2008, 03:05 PM
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Bahahahhahahahhaha oh man lol I was thinking of weinerssssssssssssssssss!
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post #7 of 8 Old 11-17-2008, 04:58 AM
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Hehehe . . . I thought . . . Well I thought what I bet just about everyone else thought!! LOL

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post #8 of 8 Old 11-17-2008, 07:32 PM Thread Starter
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Roflol

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