02-26-2009, 09:01 AM
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#1 | Started
Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 1,850
| Nurses are't suppose to laugh Nurses aren't supposed to laugh. "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen.
Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than an AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure. "I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Fred replied. Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things- Robert Brault |
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02-26-2009, 02:58 PM
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#2 | Green Broke
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Montana
Posts: 3,787
| Bahahahhahhaaa
Good one |
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02-26-2009, 03:24 PM
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#3 | Yearling
Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: In A Saddle, NorCal
Posts: 898
| *giggles* love it |
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02-26-2009, 03:27 PM
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#4 | Super Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Missouri
Posts: 6,106
Horses: 0 | ***giggles*** |
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02-26-2009, 08:16 PM
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#5 | Started
Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Northern Ontario
Posts: 2,228
| OK -- THAT one is getting emailed to people from me!! hahahahaha |
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02-26-2009, 10:17 PM
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#6 | Started
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Ohio
Posts: 1,787
Horses: 0 |  YOU are bad. LOL.  good one though |
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02-27-2009, 11:29 AM
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#7 | Super Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Michigan
Posts: 4,508
| Hahahaha! Poor guy. |
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02-27-2009, 07:38 PM
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#8 | Banned
Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: At my house, or stable, duh!(Michigan)
Posts: 2,479
| Teehee. funny! |
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03-01-2009, 01:19 PM
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#9 | Banned
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plains...
Posts: 752
| Bahaha, poor wittle guy XD |
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03-01-2009, 01:58 PM
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#10 | Yearling
Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Stroudsburg, PA
Posts: 756
| bahhahaha! Its swollen. Thats kinda sad but funny! |
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