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post #1 of 39 Old 12-23-2010, 09:07 AM Thread Starter
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Parrots and Prostitutes

A woman who was a prostitute sold her parrot to a family of four. The kids come home from school. The parrot say "hello". Then the mother came home and the parrot say "hello". The father comes home, "Hey Fred haven't seen you in awhile"
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post #2 of 39 Old 12-23-2010, 09:10 AM
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OUCH! haha...
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post #3 of 39 Old 12-23-2010, 01:34 PM
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Poor Fred .

"On hyviä vuosia, kauniita muistoja, mutta kuitenkaan, en saata unohtaa,
Että koskaan en ole yksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Vaikka myrsky hetkeksi tyyntyykin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Ja pian taas uusin hönkäyksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Hei tuu mun luo, pieneksi hetkeksi. Puhutaan, varjoni, valkoiseksi enkeliksi."

Pelle Miljoona - Varjo seuraa onneain

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post #4 of 39 Old 12-29-2010, 05:29 AM
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lol forget Fred, his poor family!!!
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post #5 of 39 Old 01-14-2011, 01:36 AM
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At first I didn't get it. (Guess I'm tired..)
But I re-read it, haha! Oh Fred...
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post #6 of 39 Old 02-11-2011, 11:54 PM
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Hahahahah wow i wasnt expecting that lol

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post #7 of 39 Old 02-24-2011, 07:44 AM
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hahaha .. i took a minute to get it =p
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post #8 of 39 Old 05-15-2011, 09:54 PM
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i dont get it :(

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post #9 of 39 Old 05-15-2011, 10:08 PM
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i don't get it either

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post #10 of 39 Old 05-15-2011, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by lildonkey8 View Post
i don't get it either
you don't need to get it.

My name is now my horses on a dor not my horse sonador
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