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    10-22-2009, 01:43 PM
People of Wal-Mart.

Next time I go to wal-mart, I need to take my camera. And people wonder why we Americans have such crappy stereotypes. LOL.

I have a full head of hair, but not only do I want people to think that I’m bald, I want them to think I’m also ashamed to be bald. Dye the top of my head like a bad toupee? Perfect. Nailed it.

Is anyone else absolutely shocked that there would be wrestling outside of a Walmart? I guess the parking lot wasn’t big enough for NASCAR. Event.

Man, Olivia Newton-John looks bad……or good. I can’t really tell.

Find me all the king’s horsemen and all the king’s men so that I can stab them for putting her back together again.
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It looks like a black hole sucking everything around it in.

Whatchu mean there ain’t no swimmin’ pond here?

I will NOT taste the rainbow! I will never ever taste that rainbow. Somebody make that rainbow stop.

Those shorts could not get any tighter or shorter. I can see his sperm count dropping. I do have to give props to the guy for being able to kinda match that shirt with those shorts and the bandanna.

It is 2009. Are there that many Hippies hanging out in Kansas that someone needed to manufacture this mobile version of the Spahn’s Movie Ranch?

I’m confused, and none of its good. The hair says 1940’s, the shoes say 55 year old man, that shirt says I’m a male figure-skater, and those shorts are not saying anything because she is suffocating them to death.

I can neither confirm nor deny that she is Storm from X-Men.

Technically those suspenders are working. You don’t normally see them used with jean shorts. Of course I usually don’t see a belly apron just hanging out to say “hi” either.

I’d be licking my lips too if I was lucky enough to be that close to this guy’s junk. Although I guess in these economic times, even the Walmart smiley needs a second job.

I am somehow going to implement a process that you have to go through to be allowed to wear spandex, especially hot pink spandex! Hot pink is not a ’slimming’ color, especially if it is cutting off circulation to the rest of your body. Also, I appreciate the effort, but blue shoes do not distract us from the rest of the outfit enough. If you look closely, you can see what I hope to be underwear crammed up in there. You are welcome for that.

I don’t think they make a “Sorry I exposed myself to everyone at the family reunion” card………trust me I’ve looked.
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    10-22-2009, 02:00 PM
Good lord.

Where are you getting this stuff smrobs?
    10-22-2009, 04:04 PM
Lmao gotta love wal mart shoppers
    10-22-2009, 04:12 PM
You see some scary things in wal mart
    10-22-2009, 04:29 PM
Roflmto!!!!!!!!!! Smrobs..if that's what you see when you go out, DON'T! Or Move!!!
    10-22-2009, 04:47 PM
Lol thanks I needed a good laugh!
    10-22-2009, 06:26 PM
Green Broke
Funpic is the BEST. I have no clue where these came from though. Purdy funny stuff.
    10-22-2009, 09:39 PM
BEST WEB SITE EVER!!! I check it daily!!! LOL that and Texts From Last Night LOL

    10-22-2009, 10:11 PM
WOW. Lol

I got a "People of Walmart" email, but it had all different pictures. And all equally as hilarious!
    10-25-2009, 09:49 PM
Green Broke
MUAHAHAHHAH Thanks for sharing :)

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