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post #1 of 10 Old 10-31-2008, 12:49 AM Thread Starter
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Unhappy The Power of Women

The Power of Women here were 11 people hanging on to a rope that came down from a helicopter. Ten were men and one woman.

They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech on how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children and giving in to men.

All of the men started clapping.
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post #2 of 10 Old 10-31-2008, 07:05 AM
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*snicker* men are really getting picked on in this section!!

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post #3 of 10 Old 10-31-2008, 11:20 AM
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I had to send that to my mom!!! She's gonna get a huge kick outta that!!!!


Very Funny!!!

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lmaoo! thats funny..

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post #5 of 10 Old 10-31-2008, 05:45 PM
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i kinda don't get it lol

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there holding on to a rope and when they go to clap they all fall off . . . get it now

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*snicker* men are really getting picked on in this section!!


Well, we are here for your amusement, arn't we,?? LOL

that lost something between graymatter and paper.!!
it is early..more coffee needed.

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post #8 of 10 Old 11-04-2008, 11:24 AM
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i must say.....i love it! sry regal we all luv you too!!!

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post #9 of 10 Old 11-04-2008, 11:26 AM
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i loved it... sorry to all men


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post #10 of 10 Old 11-04-2008, 11:20 PM Thread Starter
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i kinda don't get it lol

LOL, how about this one, it is pretty much on the same level


How do you get a one armed blonde woman to fall out of a tree?


Answer,,, Wave at Her.



No offense intented to the blonde ladies here

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