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post #1 of 6 Old 05-07-2009, 06:50 PM Thread Starter
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Kinky in arkansas
A guy walks into a bar in arkansas and order white wine. Everybody sitting in the bar looks up, expecting to see a some pitiful queer

the bartender looks up and says "you aint from around here are ya? where ya from boy?"

the guy says "im from Iowa."

the bartender asks "what the heck do you do in Iowa?"

the guys responds "im a taxidermast"

the bartender asks "a taxidermast? now what they heck is a taxidermast"?

the guys says nervously "I mount animals"

the bartender grins and says "dont worry boys, he's one of us!"
A mexican problem

what do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand
quatro sinko
A blonde is showing off her new tattoo of a giant seashell o her inner thigh. Her friend asks her why she would get such a tattoo, and in that location. She responds "It's really cool. if you put your ear against it, yuo can smell the ocean.
give it up for billary!!!




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LOL love the last one!!! Billary though is a tad creepy

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lol i know... right!!!
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the kid-sex-change is hilarious

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i know i got a kick outt of that one:)
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lol i like the traffic sign one hehe
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