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post #11 of 44 Old 07-03-2014, 06:02 AM Thread Starter
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There's a German-language horse joke I think is worth explaining. It turns out that in German, the generalised word for a horse bit (Gebiss) also means "dentition" - it's kind of a collective noun for "teeth". So there is this joke about a novice rider who, when asked to remove the horse's bit after riding, was a little wide-eyed and saying, "Is that really necessary, and where are the pliers?"
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post #12 of 44 Old 07-03-2014, 07:46 AM
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Two horses talking about another one " I don't remember the pace but the mane is familiar"
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post #13 of 44 Old 07-03-2014, 07:47 AM Thread Starter
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Did you hear about the Irish water polo team? They drowned all their horses...
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post #14 of 44 Old 07-03-2014, 08:48 AM Thread Starter
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post #15 of 44 Old 07-03-2014, 11:06 PM
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^ xD That's cute.

Oldest one in the book... scariest type of horse... A nightmare Dx
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post #16 of 44 Old 07-03-2014, 11:56 PM
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What animal has more hands than feet?

A Horse

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Two ponies go into a bar. One orders and the other one whispers his order to the other pony. The bartender asks, "why are you whispering?"

The pony who ordered first explained, "He's a little hoarse."

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What's the difference between a horse and a duck?One goes quick and the other goes quack.

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Why is a horse a terrible dancer?

He has two left feet!
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post #17 of 44 Old 07-08-2014, 08:36 AM Thread Starter
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OK, here's an extremely lame joke. Don't say I didn't warn you!

What is the new riding discipline popular with alternative people? - Cross-dressage!
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post #18 of 44 Old 08-07-2014, 11:42 AM Thread Starter
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Folks, I heard another lame one! A fly was sitting on the mane of a Clydesdale ploughing a field, and it said to the horse, "The rate at which we are working, we are going to finish early today!"
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post #19 of 44 Old 08-27-2014, 05:12 PM
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Why do horses like to fart when they buck?










Because you need gas to achieve maximum horsepower!
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post #20 of 44 Old 08-27-2014, 05:23 PM
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How do you tame a wild stallion ?

Introduce him to a gelding.
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