Republicans don't hold grudges
The rest of the world cannot understand how, after bitter election campaigns, American politicians can return to reality.
For instance, Sarah Palin has invited to her great State of Alaska the two men who defeated her; Barack Obama and Joe Biden.
She has scheduled a moose hunting trip for their enjoyment and has hired two prominent men to assist them.
Dick Cheney will instruct them in safe gun handling, and Ted Kennedy will drive them back to their cabins in the evening.
What a gal, that Sarah! She is such a good sport and thinks of everything.
Are you absolutely sure you wanna mess with my carrots?