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    09-12-2008, 11:38 AM
retired people

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their

Days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went

Into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5

Minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking


We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior

Citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I

Called him a Dumb ass. He glared at me and started writing another

Ticket for having worn tires.

So Mary called him a sh*t head. He finished the second ticket and put

It on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third

Ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the

More tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived and we got on it and went home. We try to

Have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at

Our age.
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    09-12-2008, 07:22 PM
Haha. Ha? :roll:
    09-12-2008, 08:07 PM
LOL I would hate to be driving that car!!!

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