Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went
Into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5
Minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking
We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior
Citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I
Called him a Dumb ass. He glared at me and started writing another
Ticket for having worn tires.
So Mary called him a sh*t head. He finished the second ticket and put
It on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
Ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the
More tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived and we got on it and went home. We try to
Have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at
It's not the will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes the difference.
- Paul "Bear" Bryant (Former college football coach)