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    01-22-2007, 07:21 PM
Single Ad

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....

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Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
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    01-22-2007, 07:23 PM
Thats really funny! LOL!
    01-22-2007, 07:49 PM
Hahaha, that joke is sooo old but it gets me everytime.
    01-22-2007, 11:51 PM
I am so blonde. Did you all know that?? Lol. I don't get it at all hehehe
    01-22-2007, 11:53 PM
LOL Sparky, it was written from the perspective of a dog ^^ a dog that will eat out of your hand, loves to go for rides in the truck, and will be eager to see you when you come home, wearing only what nature gave them (fur) ^_^
    01-23-2007, 10:19 AM
Lol, Funny!! Honey, I'm home!!
    01-23-2007, 05:49 PM
    01-23-2007, 08:39 PM
Hehehehe, aw, poor spark.

It's funny because the ad was supposed to be written by a female. Males read it, LOVED it and a ton of men called wanting to date this girl..
When they called they found out the ad was from a dog's perspective and the ad gave the number to the animal shelter instead of a single female.
    02-22-2007, 04:17 PM
Haha! hilarious!
    10-01-2007, 02:02 AM
Lol when I got that in a e-amil showed the pup

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