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        10-13-2009, 12:01 PM
      #1
    Green Broke
    So don't do this

    A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

    The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

    As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

    He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

    He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streakat him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do'bumper sticker, the'Choose Life'license plate holder, the'Follow Me to Sunday-School'bumper sticker, and thechrome-platedChristian fish emblem on the trunk; naturally...

    I assumed you had stolen the car.''
         
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        10-13-2009, 05:49 PM
      #2
    Weanling
    CUTE!
         
        10-13-2009, 07:39 PM
      #3
    Green Broke
    That was great RC! Reminded me of the time I was behind someone with a bumper sticker that said "honk if you love Jesus". So I did with a big smile on my face and they gave me the finger.
         
        10-13-2009, 07:42 PM
      #4
    Green Broke
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Walkamile    
    That was great RC! Reminded me of the time I was behind someone with a bumper sticker that said "honk if you love Jesus". So I did with a big smile on my face and they gave me the finger.

    that car was stolen too.
         
        10-13-2009, 07:43 PM
      #5
    Green Broke
    I'll keep that in mind in the future and make a citizens arrest!
         
        10-13-2009, 07:46 PM
      #6
    Green Broke
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Walkamile    
    I'll keep that in mind in the future and make a citizens arrest!

    Will you use handcuffs and a whip
         
        10-13-2009, 08:02 PM
      #7
    Showing
    That is so fitting. LOL. When I was waiting tables, I always hated working on Sundays because the majority of the "churchy" type people that came in were grouchy, rude, impatient, judgemental, and lousy tippers.

    Hm, kinda makes you wonder.
         
        10-13-2009, 08:09 PM
      #8
    Green Broke
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by RegalCharm    
    will you use handcuffs and a whip
    I'll have to take them out of my night stand drawer and put them in my glove box in the car. I'm especially looking forward to the frisking part, that is of course, only if arresting a male!
         
        10-13-2009, 08:35 PM
      #9
    Green Broke
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Walkamile    
    I'll have to take them out of my night stand drawer and put them in my glove box in the car. I'm especially looking forward to the frisking part, that is of course, only if arresting a male!


    LOL. Waving hands franticially in the air.
    Arrest me, arrest me.
         
        10-15-2009, 07:44 PM
      #10
    Green Broke
    LOL! Way too willing! Perhaps I'll play the role of "bad cop"!
         

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