 some funny horse jokes
A cowboy walked up to a priest and offered to buy his horse. The priest agreed, and told the cowboy to make the horse go say "Praise the lord" and to make the horse stop say "Amen" The cowboy got on the horse and yelled, "Praise the lord" He and the horse started out through the valley, they were nearing a cliff, and if they went off the cliff both of them would be dead. The cowboy forgot the words to make the horse stop so he shouted words like, "Prayer, Lord, God, Savior" None of these words worked. The cowboy suddenly remembered the words. He shouted "Amen" The horse went to a stop. One more step, the horse and cowboy would have been dead. Breatheing a sigh of relief, the cowboy shouted "Praise the Lord...."
JUNIOR: Daddy, there's a man at the circus who jumps on a horse's back, slips underneath his belly, catches hold of its tail and finishes on the horse's neck!
FATHER: That's nothing. I did all that the first time I rode a horse! | 
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