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Steps to Prepare Yourself For Horse Ownership

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  • 1. drop a heavy steel object on your foot. don't pick it up right away. shout "get off, stupid! get off!" 3. learn to grab your checkbook out of your pocket and write out a $200 cheque without even looking down. 8. borrow the us army slogan; "be all that you can be'...(add) bitten, thrown, kicked, slimed, trampled."
  • 10 ways to prepare yourself for a horse

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    09-30-2011, 11:53 AM
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Weanling
Steps to Prepare Yourself For Horse Ownership

Prepare for Horse Ownership:
1. Drop a heavy steel object on your foot. Don't pick it up right away. Shout "Get off, stupid! Get off!"
2. Leap out of a moving vehicle and practice "Relaxing into the fall". Roll into a ball, and spring to your feet!
3. Learn to grab your check book out of your purse/pocket and write out a $200 check without even looking down
4. Jog long distances carrying a halter and holding out a carrot. Go ahead and tell the neighbor's what you're doing.They might as well know now.
5. Affix a pair of reins to a moving freight train and practice pulling it to a halt. And smile as if you are really having fun.
6. Hone your fibbing skills. "See hon, moving hay bales is fun!" and " I'm glad your lucky performance and multi-million dollar horse won you first place - I'm just thankful that my hard work and actual ability won me second place" .
7. Practice dialing your chiropractors number with both arms paralyzed to the shoulder, and one foot anchoring the lead rope of a frisky horse.
8. Borrow the US Army slogan; "Be all that you can be'...( but add) bitten, thrown, kicked, slimmed, trampled."
9. Lie face down in the mud in your most expensive riding clothes and repeat to yourself: "This is a learning experience, this is a learning experience ..."
10. Marry Money

I saw this on Facebook, and had to share : D
     
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    09-30-2011, 11:59 AM
  #2
Yearling
Hahahahaha thanks!
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    09-30-2011, 12:11 PM
  #3
Yearling
Love it!!
     
    09-30-2011, 10:10 PM
  #4
Weanling
To funny!
     
    11-18-2011, 12:39 AM
  #5
Foal
Haha, that's pretty good. Made me smile. :)
     
    11-22-2011, 12:18 AM
  #6
Started
Lol I love this.
     
    11-22-2011, 12:38 AM
  #7
Yearling
<3....Esp. Number 1....and possibly 10 ;)
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    12-16-2011, 01:13 PM
  #8
Foal
The first one was the funniest! Haha!
     
    12-25-2011, 07:51 PM
  #9
Started
Haha I've seen this before on the "manure happens" app
     
    01-10-2012, 06:55 PM
  #10
Foal
This is amazing - love it love it love it! Especially the one with jogging with a carrot and hatler in your hand - too many times!!!!x
     

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