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        01-29-2012, 05:48 PM
      #11
    Yearling
    Drop a heavy steel object on your foot. Don't pick it up right away. Shout "Get off, stupid! Get off!"
    Affix a pair of reins to a moving freight train and practice pulling it to a halt. And smile as if you are really having fun.
    Lie face down in the mud in your most expensive riding clothes and repeat to yourself: "This is a learning experience, this is a learning experience ..."
    I laughed a minute straight at each of these





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        02-10-2012, 11:56 AM
      #12
    Foal
    Haha! I think I'll do the carrot one:) this is great!
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        02-12-2012, 04:41 AM
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    Foal
    These are hilarious. I am a pro at the halter/lead rope with a horse treat walk of shame
         
        02-12-2012, 06:20 AM
      #14
    Green Broke
    I too saw this on facebook. I was going to share it, but you beat me too it.
    There is actually a Facebook group - my horse isn't trying to kill me, he just doesn't want me on his back.
         
        02-12-2012, 07:20 AM
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    Foal
    Haha love it ;D
         
        02-21-2012, 09:55 PM
      #16
    Foal
    Shoulda read this first...
         
        03-08-2012, 01:25 PM
      #17
    Foal
    Funny !
         

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