A stunning senior moment
Apparently, a self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one ', the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. The young people of today grew up with;
Man walking on the moon
Our space probes have visited Mars
We have nuclear energy, ships and electric and hydrogen cars
Computers with light-speed processing...and more. '
After a brief silence, the senior citizen responded as follows:
'You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young ........so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little ****, what are you doing for the next generation?
'The applause was deafening.......