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    05-20-2009, 11:26 PM
Stupid laws


It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.

It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.


Moose may not be viewed from an airplane

No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.


Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.


A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.


Women may not drive in a house coat.


It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.


You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.


It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.


Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.


No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.


Coins are not allowed to be placed in oneís ears.


Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.


You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.

In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.


Waitresses may not carry drinks into a restaurant or bar.

The value of Pi is 3.

One may not sniff glue.

You can get out of paying for a dependentís medical care by praying for him/her.

I'll post the rest later.
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    05-20-2009, 11:55 PM
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In Kentucky
You must bathe once a year.
    05-21-2009, 02:52 PM
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Haha . That's fun.

I'm not sure if this is true or not but what I've heard:

In Finland:
It's fillegal to ride an elk.
    05-21-2009, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by TaMMa89    
Haha . That's fun.

I'm not sure if this is true or not but what I've heard:

In Finland:
It's fillegal to ride an elk.
    05-22-2009, 05:06 AM
Lol haha
    05-22-2009, 11:29 AM
Green Broke
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

This one is for safety reasons. I forget it has been a long time
Ago but I remember something about a fire at a school or someplace
Where the doors opened inward. The people paniced and rushed
For the doors. The people trying to open the doors could not because
Of the crowd pushing forward.

Quite a few died. Mostly from the smoke.

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