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    11-30-2008, 12:19 PM
Talking Sunday Morning

For all of us who are seniors, for all of you who know seniors, and for all of you who will be seniors, it pays to be able to laugh about it when you are speaking of senior moments.

"Where IS my Sunday paper?" the irate customer demanded to know when she called the newspaper office.

"Ma'am," said the newspaper employee calmly. "Today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow... On Sunday."

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition, as she was heard to mutter, "Well, crap. So that's why no one was at church today . . ."

Don't you just hate it when that happens?!? --
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    11-30-2008, 12:41 PM
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This reminds me of one morning in comprehensive school. I was at 8th grade or something. School started at nine o'clock am but heaven knows why I woke up more earlier than normally and rushed school thinking that I'm late again (I tended to be late a lot when I was in comprehensive). Then I noticed that there were nobody at the school and that the clock was only something around 8am. I went back to home. And then when school started nine o'clock I arrived at the school late.
    11-30-2008, 03:52 PM
Hahahaha! I remember I went to University when it was closed. Not once but twice.

Though it was beneficial because after getting there I found my other friends were there too . We end up going to Nandos for lunch .. haha

    11-30-2008, 04:26 PM
I once woke up on a Saturay with my mom calling that I needed to get out of bed. I looked at the clock an it was only 7:30 or so, so I went back to sleep.
My mom calls me again and I drag myself out of bed and ask her why I have to wake up so early but she tells me to go help my sister in the kitchen. I go to the kicthen and ask "What is going on here? Are we going somewhere that I don't know of?"
My sister looks at me like I'm ******ed and says "We're going to school"
Then I find out it was actually Friday and I have 5 mins. To get ready...
    12-01-2008, 09:19 AM
Lol... have have those moments all of the time!!!
    12-02-2008, 02:03 AM
Green Broke
I have woke up the kids a couple of times to get ready for school

Only to find out from a couple of mad kids that there wasn't any school

A couple of times I myself have come home from work and fell asleep
And when I looked at the clock and seen the time, jumped up and
To get ready for work only to discover that it was the same day (pm not am).
    12-02-2008, 08:55 AM
Originally Posted by RegalCharm    
a couple of times I myself have come home from work and fell asleep
And when I looked at the clock and seen the time, jumped up and
To get ready for work only to discover that it was the same day (pm not am).
Thats like the worst feeling ever!!!! Oh crap Im late!!!! Oh it is 7:00 PM???

    12-02-2008, 10:24 AM
Green Broke
Yea, feel really dumb when that happens.
And others are laughing at you.
    12-07-2008, 10:44 PM
Ok... I won't even start on my 'senior' moments. Its tough when you have seniour moments at 19 lol

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