"Where IS my Sunday paper?" the irate customer demanded to know when she called the newspaper office.
"Ma'am," said the newspaper employee calmly. "Today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow... On Sunday."
There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition, as she was heard to mutter, "Well, crap. So that's why no one was at church today . . ."
Don't you just hate it when that happens?!? --