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        04-03-2014, 03:39 PM
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    Suthinah's apparently know that you "fix" dinner, not "make" it.

    (and endless debate between me, from NJ, and DH, from KY)
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        04-03-2014, 04:43 PM
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    Southerners know their elegant gentlemen:

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    Men in uniform, Men in tuxedos, Rhett Butler



    Lord have mercy!! Rhett Butler! *swoon*















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    Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is,
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    as in:"Going to town, be back directly."



    No no no, its pronounced "drectly" or "drecly"















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    Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace
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    for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a






    big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis,






    they also know to add a large banana puddin'!



    Oh Lawd! Don't forget the green beans, black eyed peas, and biscuits!











    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Jake and Dai    
    Suthinah's apparently know that you "fix" dinner, not "make" it.

    (and endless debate between me, from NJ, and DH, from KY)
    Oh honey, it's supper, not dinner.
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        04-03-2014, 04:44 PM
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    Well dad gum it! Not sure what happened to my post!
         
        04-03-2014, 04:55 PM
      #14
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    Originally Posted by Tack Collector    
    I watched a PBS program years ago, and they traced many of the characteristics of Appalachian dialects back to parts of England. So, yeah, might be a good deal of UK influence on the South, as well.

    A British engineer that I used to work with said he could tell that Pennsylvania had been settled by the Germans, because "Penn-syl-vane'-e-aa put up signs just afteh you cross the bordeh, telling you what you cahn and cahnt doo." hahahahaha He always reminded the Italian and the German engineers "just who won the War," too.
    Slang dialect in the part of the West Midlands I come from for 'you all' is 'yo'all' - not which isn't a far cry from ya'll!!!! And words like grass & glass are pronounced with a hard 'a' much like the US way and not 'grarse' & 'glarse'
         
        04-10-2014, 07:23 AM
      #15
    Weanling
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    Originally Posted by SouthernTrails    
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    In the South, y'all is singular,

    and all y'all is plural
    Incorrect. Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive
         
        04-10-2014, 08:37 AM
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    Originally Posted by SouthernTrails    
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    Southerners know their religions:
    Bapdiss, Methdiss, Football


    Having bad hair and nails, Having bad manners, Cooking food badly

    Only a Southerner knows the difference between
    a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you
    don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.


    Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is,
    as in:"Going to town, be back directly."


    Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace
    for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a
    big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis,
    they also know to add a large banana puddin'!



    Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk."
    Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it --
    we do not like our tea unsweetened.
    "Sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk.

    And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little
    old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway.
    You just say, "Bless her sweet little heart"... and go your own way.

    1. Religion: Don't forget Nascar! Football and Nascar are the 2 largest religions after Babdiss.

    2. A true Southern Lady will not "make a scene" in public.

    3. Hissy Fit, Conniption and the ultimate Wall Eyed Fit.

    4. Peach or Blackberry Cobbler will cure anything.

    5. Southern Parents will tell their children, "That's what will happen if ya don't drink yo' SWEET milk!".

    6. A Southerner also knows that "Bless yo' Heart!" is a true wish for a blessing, a way to tell someone they're ******ed, and a curse all at once sometimes.

    7. Dinner is eaten at noon, Supper is at 5:30 p.m.

    8. Weds. Night is a Holy Day of Obligation, you MUST go to church as well as on Sunday.

    9. Every Southern girl knows exactly what "Ladies don't.........." means.
         
        04-11-2014, 08:22 PM
      #17
    Weanling
    Hahahaha! I just laughed through the WHOLE thing! My friend is Southern and that article pretty much describes her!! LOL Thanks for posting this
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        04-11-2014, 11:39 PM
      #18
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    And I forgot to mention, Northerner is pronounced, Dam*ed Yankee!
         
        04-12-2014, 07:06 AM
      #19
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    Originally Posted by Dreamcatcher Arabians    
    And I forgot to mention, Northerner is pronounced, Dam*ed Yankee!
    Ouch


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        04-13-2014, 04:11 PM
      #20
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    Originally Posted by Dreamcatcher Arabians    
    And I forgot to mention, Northerner is pronounced, Dam*ed Yankee!
    In my house growing up it was one word damyankee! While we are on that subject it was never the Civil War, it was the War Between the States. Except for the Charleston, S.C. Side of my family where it was referred to as The War of Northern Aggression!
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