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    09-15-2011, 08:22 PM
Talking Swallowed a Jawbreaker!

So, as it may sound funny, it's not. Here's the story. I just came back from Germany, with lots of candy. One day, as I was laying down in my bed reading, I was smart enough to have two jawbreaks in my mouth. All of a sudden, oh decided to just slip down my throat. So I had a mini panic attack, ran to the kitchen and drank lots of water.
I laughed at myself, and said wow. Don't do that again and thought that was the end of it.

Well the next day, I started to have stomach pains, I didn't think anything of it until it remained. Cramps coming on and off. I thought about the jawbreaker and told my mom. We all thought nahh that can't be it, stomach acids would have eaten it since it wasn't that big so we thought maybe it was just a little stomach bug.
Sure enough after a few days of pain, we went to the doctor, got an ex ray and the next day she informed us that there is a Jawbreaker working it's way through my colon.

Here I am 7 days later and still in pain hoping this passes!
If not, within a few more days, I will have to have it surgically removed.

SO the moral of the story is-- never lay down with a jawbreaker in your mouth!
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    09-15-2011, 08:32 PM
Green Broke
Well, thanks for the warning. Lol. It is kinda funny, but I hope you don't have to have surgery!!!
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    09-15-2011, 09:00 PM
Thanks! Everyone says it's kind of funny. But that's the truth. The painful truth :)
    09-15-2011, 09:54 PM
Green Broke
Also what's your name mean? I love somethingy? Right?
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    09-15-2011, 10:11 PM
Yes, it's German. Means I love horses.
Of course:)
    09-15-2011, 10:19 PM
Ouch, didn't even know that could happen. Haha. Well I hope it passes and no surgery is needed!

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