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        09-17-2008, 09:18 AM
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    INSTALLING A HUSBAND

    Dear Tech Support ,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
    Romance 9.5 and
    Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
    NBA 5.0,
    NFL 3.0 and
    Golf Clubs 4.1.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed,

    Desperate.



    DEAR DESPERATE,

    First, keep in mind,
    Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
    Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
    If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
    Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
    Cooking 3.0 and
    Hot Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck Babe!

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        09-17-2008, 05:22 PM
      #2
    Green Broke
    Lmaoo!!
         
        09-19-2008, 03:09 PM
      #3
    Foal
    Hahahaha! Good one!!
         
        09-20-2008, 05:27 AM
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    Started
    How true is that?!
         
        10-16-2008, 02:23 PM
      #5
    Chat Moderator
    I have to same joke told from the guy's point of veiw.
         
        10-17-2008, 12:31 PM
      #6
    Yearling
    Holy poopie!!!! LMAO!!!
         
        10-19-2008, 05:11 AM
      #7
    Yearling
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Kentucky    
    I have to same joke told from the guy's point of veiw.
    tell the guy p.o.v

    I loved the horse software one and I like this one (not as much as the horse one)

    Lol more more!
         

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