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post #1 of 10 Old 02-04-2011, 11:18 AM Thread Starter
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Texting abbreviations for horse owners

OOH - out of hay
LAS - lost a shoe
BBM - ******* just bit me
FOMHL - Fell Off My Horse Laughing
FTC -- Forgot the carrots
MIHA -- Mare's in heat, again
IPTI -- I'll pick up tennis instead
LWW -- Lesson went well
MSMBO - mud sucked my boot off
HSIH - Horse Snot in Hair
HAO - Hay All Over
HIMB - Hay in My BRA
PIHH - Poop Induced Half Halt
UD - Unplanned Dismount
PTTDG - Prayed to the Dirt God
MMM - Master Manure Mucker
OOM - Out of money
MHTS - More horses than sense.
BAHHFDP - bought another horse husband filed divorce papers
GBBF - got board bill, fainted
GFBF - got farrier bill, fainted
HRHCF - husband realized horse costs, fainted
SLH - Smell like horse
DQFOY - Dressage Queen fell off - yipee
HTNHFH - Hiding the new horse from hubby
WWFNS - Will work for new saddle
AROGC - Arena rained out - going crazy
SSB - saddle sore butt
BTLGR - b###hy trainer left - good riddance
ALIGAR - At least I got a ribbon
NLT - No lesson today


HGR - Have a great ride!
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post #2 of 10 Old 02-04-2011, 11:37 AM
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LOL!!!! I'll have to add this to my barn's FB page for everyone. Too funny!

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I've spent most of my life riding horses. The rest I've just wasted.
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post #3 of 10 Old 02-04-2011, 12:08 PM
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That is sooo funny!

Horses are scared of two things... Things that move and things that don't.
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post #4 of 10 Old 02-04-2011, 02:01 PM
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That is great! I loveeee it

Feeling down? Saddle up!
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post #5 of 10 Old 02-05-2011, 12:27 PM
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That is AWESOME!!

"On hyviä vuosia, kauniita muistoja, mutta kuitenkaan, en saata unohtaa,
Että koskaan en ole yksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Vaikka myrsky hetkeksi tyyntyykin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Ja pian taas uusin hönkäyksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Hei tuu mun luo, pieneksi hetkeksi. Puhutaan, varjoni, valkoiseksi enkeliksi."

Pelle Miljoona Oy - Varjo seuraa onneain

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post #6 of 10 Old 02-05-2011, 01:08 PM
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ftc so the bbm! and msmbo. dmibd (dang mud is belly deep ) cwts (cant wait till spring )

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.!!!
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post #7 of 10 Old 02-05-2011, 03:20 PM
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post #8 of 10 Old 02-05-2011, 04:05 PM
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LOVE those =D
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post #9 of 10 Old 02-12-2011, 11:01 PM
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haha i loved everyone of them
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post #10 of 10 Old 02-13-2011, 03:42 AM
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that is awesome may have to use a few of them
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