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    02-04-2011, 11:18 AM
Texting abbreviations for horse owners

OOH - out of hay
LAS - lost a shoe
BBM - ******* just bit me
FOMHL - Fell Off My Horse Laughing
FTC -- Forgot the carrots
MIHA -- Mare's in heat, again
IPTI -- I'll pick up tennis instead
LWW -- Lesson went well
MSMBO - mud sucked my boot off
HSIH - Horse Snot in Hair
HAO - Hay All Over
HIMB - Hay in My BRA
PIHH - Poop Induced Half Halt
UD - Unplanned Dismount
PTTDG - Prayed to the Dirt God
MMM - Master Manure Mucker
OOM - Out of money
MHTS - More horses than sense.
BAHHFDP - bought another horse husband filed divorce papers
GBBF - got board bill, fainted
GFBF - got farrier bill, fainted
HRHCF - husband realized horse costs, fainted
SLH - Smell like horse
DQFOY - Dressage Queen fell off - yipee
HTNHFH - Hiding the new horse from hubby
WWFNS - Will work for new saddle
AROGC - Arena rained out - going crazy
SSB - saddle sore butt
BTLGR - b###hy trainer left - good riddance
ALIGAR - At least I got a ribbon
NLT - No lesson today

HGR - Have a great ride!
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    02-04-2011, 11:37 AM
LOL!!!! I'll have to add this to my barn's FB page for everyone. Too funny!
    02-04-2011, 12:08 PM
Green Broke
That is sooo funny!
    02-04-2011, 02:01 PM
That is great! I loveeee it
    02-05-2011, 12:27 PM
Super Moderator
That is AWESOME!!
    02-05-2011, 01:08 PM
Ftc so the bbm! And msmbo. Dmibd (dang mud is belly deep ) cwts (cant wait till spring )
    02-05-2011, 03:20 PM
Luv em!!
    02-05-2011, 04:05 PM
LOVE those =D
    02-12-2011, 11:01 PM
Haha I loved everyone of them
    02-13-2011, 03:42 AM
Green Broke
That is awesome may have to use a few of them

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