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    11-18-2008, 10:22 PM
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Thanksgiving Divorce

A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego the day before Thanksgiving and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is
Enough.

Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Denver and tell her.'

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this,'

She calls Jacksonville immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Do not do a single thing until I get there. I am calling my brother back, and we will both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says, 'they're coming for Thanksgiving and they are paying their own way.'


     
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    11-19-2008, 12:02 AM
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Green Broke
Roflmao. Ain't old people great!!!
     
    11-19-2008, 06:33 AM
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Yearling
Hahahaha!!!! What a nice way to bring kids back home. I might try it when I get old.

Regards
     
    11-19-2008, 10:28 AM
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    11-19-2008, 08:28 PM
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Green Broke
OMG....HAHAHA. That's great!
     
    11-20-2008, 01:20 PM
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That is great!!!
     
    11-20-2008, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Jehanzeb    
Hahahaha!!!! What a nice way to bring kids back home. I might try it when I get old.

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That siggy is JUST WRONG! I wanted to click on those carrots so bad! YOU BIG MEANIE HEAD!!!!
     

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