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post #1 of 8 Old 01-17-2009, 09:19 PM Thread Starter
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And then the fight broke out !!

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took myorder first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about mad cow?""
Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the coldcream.
And then the fight started....
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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told hernot as much as the dress she wore yesterday
and then the fight started.....

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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man
'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out thewindow. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bushand to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom andscreamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And then the fight started.....
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we werein bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started..
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post #2 of 8 Old 01-17-2009, 10:04 PM
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I got this in an email a while ago actually... But still funny.
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post #3 of 8 Old 01-17-2009, 11:34 PM
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I just got that email last week, very funny.

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post #4 of 8 Old 01-17-2009, 11:39 PM
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Nice... I haven't seen it yet, so I really think it's funny
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post #5 of 8 Old 01-18-2009, 06:48 AM
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roflmbo the simpleist of things can start fights. LOL

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post #6 of 8 Old 01-19-2009, 12:30 AM
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I think the last one is the funniest
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post #7 of 8 Old 01-21-2009, 06:04 PM
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hah... I don't get the second-to-last one though... lol,
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post #8 of 8 Old 01-22-2009, 11:12 AM
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Love the last one....
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