Sorry if I say any that have already been said...
Yes, I smell like horses, and I think I smell far better than any perfumes that you wear.
Not all tack fits all horses, so that old saddle you got off eBay
may not fit your horse.
I had a situation the other day were this young girl wanted to ride the same horse as me, she had only just started and had no experience, the horse I ride is for intermediate to experienced riders only and he does not do well with beginners.
A horse will not jump if you just sit there, if it does you will most likely end up on the ground.
A horse that pins its ears back and begins trying to bite you is not being cute!
That's all I can think off for now :)