34. Getting kicked IS worse than being tackled.
35. Not all the cute ones are sweet.
36. The barn is my perfume, and sweat is my hairspray. But id rather have that than whatever is "in style".
37. Just because im going fast DOES NOT mean im out of control.
38. Just because that girl wins does not mean she rides correctly, her parents have this thing called "money".
39. My horse is my baby, do not mock him or youre mocking my child.
40. Horses are more caring than people, and more forgiving.
41. YES, my horse is freaking out in the pasture, NO, hes not western!
42. My saddle has no "holding part" because im NOT WESTERN! ENGLISH!
43. Horses cant speak, but they can cuss pretty dang loud.
Horses are angels without wings!