Here's one: if you tease me about horses...prepare to get a nasty look and a, "that was soooo not funny!" Seriously these are some comments I've gotten in horses
Me:our horses are coming home tomorrow!!!
Him: in a glue bottle!
Me: *nasty glare* and , "that wasn't funny. No one here is laughing."
Him:how many horses do you have?
Me: one, but we have four at our house.
Him:cool. Did you know that horse meat tastes really good?
Me: you're so mean!!
Then at another time these same two boys told me how farmers used to euthanize their horses, and that horses are useless for anything other than riding and dirt bikes are a much better investment. I got pretty mad...but my youth minister told them to be nice to me so then they stopped ripping on horses :)