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        04-01-2014, 04:36 PM
    Just because I love horses doesnt mean I know everything about them, im so sick of people being surprised when I don't know some random horse related fact.

    I used to ride a horse that was a flea bitten grey, constantly had to explain to people what I actually meant by flea bitten.
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        04-01-2014, 05:19 PM
    After I come home from riding:
    Person, "Oh! You smell like a horse!!!"
    Me.....(dumbfounded) "Ahhh.....yeeaahh??? Isn't that normal?"
    LOL Happens to me every time!!
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        04-22-2014, 04:46 PM
    Ugh! Someone(namely my brother) just recently told me, "Why do you always want to ride?"
    Ohh....If only he could understand that riding isn't a WANT it's a NEED!
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        04-27-2014, 04:44 PM
    things i have said to a none horsey person.

    I was rideing a frends pony I use to exercise for him I was in traffic waiting for the traffic signal to change.
    I was rideing bareback with just a lead rope and headcollar when a van pulled up along side and wound down his window.
    Driver oi mate does that hurt.
    I replyed it does not hurt since I had an operation.
    Drivers face and looks speachless.
    Other abuce driver why do you cross dress wareing legging and long boots.
    My reply its the attire for rideing so f off.
    Other horsey people why do you have a pink saddle bridle and all the rest of of your tack.
    Me if its stolen its one of a kind to find.
    Also I brought it for a laugh to prove what can be made in the equine industry.
    Frends at an other yard.
    why do you ride out in pink.
    My reply I nearley ran in to a woman rideing a horse on the road she had flouresent green and blended in to the bright sunny day were trees and grass line the road as well as a golf course.
    She was cloked with the colour green colours my hart came up in to my mouth.
    I managed to stop in time.
    Horse owner on the road were my barn is.
    Woman to barn owners daughter.
    Why has he got a pink harness for his horse and a pink saddle is he gay.
    No he has a girlfrend that he lives with and been with for 10 years.
    Woman oh.
    Spoke to horsey woman to day explained ha ha lol.
    Advantages of pink. Drivers in cars slow down sad fact im not what you think lol oh thanks for passing wide and slow.
    Safe rider safe horse.
    Theres loads to list.

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