Originally Posted by jinx1990
My ex wanted to learned how to groom a horse and ride, so I had him grooming my super mellow gelding. He was cleaning the hooves and when he went to pick up the back hoof the good boy already had it slightly lifted for him. My ex jumped several feet thinking he was about to kicked in the head. Once I picked myself off the ground laughing I explained the horse was trying to be helpful...
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This girl who used to work at my old barn, she lied so much, like that we couldn't leave braids in a mane for over 24 hours or the horse's hair would fall off; the day before a race she cut the racehorse's mane's SO BAD and so short; the barn owner said she could ride the older mare up the road at a walk, no gallop, and she took off bareback at a gallop; she was riding on of the barn horses at a canter in the roundpen in her English saddle and all of a sudden she jumped off the horse, clinging to the roundpen rail, she said the saddle slipped, it was FINE.
Anyways, she was picking out feet or something, I can't remember, and I the horse did something with its back leg (sorry can't remember the story well) and she jumped back crying, saying the horse kicked it, when it never even touched her head or came close to it.