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        01-13-2013, 01:44 PM
      #61
    Weanling
    Another one for ya:
    Hanging onto the horn is NOT the proper way to ride.
         
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        02-03-2013, 06:33 PM
      #62
    Foal
    My ex wanted to learned how to groom a horse and ride, so I had him grooming my super mellow gelding. He was cleaning the hooves and when he went to pick up the back hoof the good boy already had it slightly lifted for him. My ex jumped several feet thinking he was about to kicked in the head. Once I picked myself off the ground laughing I explained the horse was trying to be helpful...
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        02-03-2013, 06:38 PM
      #63
    Weanling
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by jinx1990    
    My ex wanted to learned how to groom a horse and ride, so I had him grooming my super mellow gelding. He was cleaning the hooves and when he went to pick up the back hoof the good boy already had it slightly lifted for him. My ex jumped several feet thinking he was about to kicked in the head. Once I picked myself off the ground laughing I explained the horse was trying to be helpful...
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    This girl who used to work at my old barn, she lied so much, like that we couldn't leave braids in a mane for over 24 hours or the horse's hair would fall off; the day before a race she cut the racehorse's mane's SO BAD and so short; the barn owner said she could ride the older mare up the road at a walk, no gallop, and she took off bareback at a gallop; she was riding on of the barn horses at a canter in the roundpen in her English saddle and all of a sudden she jumped off the horse, clinging to the roundpen rail, she said the saddle slipped, it was FINE.

    Anyways, she was picking out feet or something, I can't remember, and I the horse did something with its back leg (sorry can't remember the story well) and she jumped back crying, saying the horse kicked it, when it never even touched her head or came close to it.
         
        02-03-2013, 06:42 PM
      #64
    Foal
    You own a horse you must be rich... No im poor :(
         
        02-03-2013, 06:47 PM
      #65
    Foal
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by chubbypony    
    You own a horse you must be rich... No im poor :(
    OR you were rich then you bought a horse! But at least your happier lol
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        02-03-2013, 09:23 PM
      #66
    Yearling
    You know how people say riding is not a sport. I always want to say" if horseback riding is not a sport why was it at the Olympics? ". Sigh and it has been in the Olympics for thousands of years. Chariot races were a big deal. The animal pulling it was a horse. Not a donkey.(nothing wrong with donkeys just saying)
         
        02-03-2013, 09:39 PM
      #67
    Foal
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by jinx1990    
    OR you were rich then you bought a horse! But at least your happier lol
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    haha yeh I call it cheap therapy.
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        02-04-2013, 05:13 PM
      #68
    Green Broke
    You can't ride with loose reins on every horse!!
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        02-05-2013, 02:53 PM
      #69
    Weanling
    I wish I could tell them that horses are afraid of loud noises and to stop honking when I am trying to break a horse!(One lady decided to honk when my horse was rearing up and he flipped out and she just kept honking!!! UGH)
         
        02-05-2013, 02:58 PM
      #70
    Weanling
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    Originally Posted by JumpingJiminy    
    Sometimes I have a friend come with me to the barn, boy or girl it has happened with both. Well.. a couple times (I was, at the time, riding a 7 year old that only had about 30 days on her 5 years before, she has some major issues) they would do something stupid and scare her and then when she spooked they would make it 100 times worse by either A. Squealing/Screaming and/or B. Running behind or near the horse. I literally had a guy s.c.r.e.a.m at the top of his lungs, drop whatever he was holding, and sprint around the horse. It's safe to say that I now no longer take people out to the barn with me.
    I took a guy riding once and when the horse started to trot he started screaming like a little girl hahahahaha
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