Things really are bigger in Texas!
   

       The Horse Forum > Life Beyond Horses > Jokes and Funnies

Things really are bigger in Texas!

This is a discussion on Things really are bigger in Texas! within the Jokes and Funnies forums, part of the Life Beyond Horses category
  • Bigger in Texas : just off I-45 near Conroe ...
  • Why is it really bigger in Texas

 
LinkBack Thread Tools
    10-21-2009, 04:51 PM
  #1
Showing
Things really are bigger in Texas!

Cute little Texas pig .......That was killed in the town of Cut-N-Shoot TX. We call them Piney Wood Rooter's.


Over 1,800 lb. Wild boar shot and killed in Conroe , Texas near the

County Airport, East of I-45 and near the community of Cut and Shoot.
Killed by a medical Radiology worker...What would you do if this beast
was coming at you? Run for dear life? Climb a tree or simply get run over?
















Yep......only in Texas ! We were taught to stand still because there eye sight is poor. By standing


still they probably would not see you and walk right on by. And No, you can't out run them!! Look


at how tall the grass and weed's are. How fast do you think you would be running thru that?
     
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
    10-21-2009, 07:49 PM
  #2
Yearling
LOL
A texan came to an Australian property for a visit.
"How much land you got?" he drawls.
"50,000 acres," replies the Aussie.
The Texan laughs. "I got me 500,000 acres back in texas."
They get on their horses to check out the property. They end up having a race and at the end the Texan turns to the Aussie. "My horse is faster back in Texas too, your horse would be left in the dust."
Suddenly a mob of Kangaroos erupt from the scrub, the Texan's horse shy violently and dumping him in a heap before taking off in a cloud of dust. The Aussie gets off to help him up.
"Dang nammit! What were those things?" he babbles.
"Rabbits," replied the Aussie.

So not everythin is bigger in Texas lol
     
    10-21-2009, 09:15 PM
  #3
Green Broke
Pics of the pig don't show. But I would not want to meet
An 1800 lb hog. Unless it was BBQ time. LOL

Kiki, that is a good one. Rabbits. Lol
     
    10-22-2009, 02:21 AM
  #4
Showing
Ugh, I will have to wait until I get back to Dad's to try loading the pix again. I think the whole thing was fabricated but it is still cool to look at.
     
    11-01-2010, 11:21 AM
  #5
Foal
Lol. That's where I rode growing up. To the fruit stand everyday and summer/long weekend rides would end up at the airport.
     
    11-02-2010, 12:00 PM
  #6
Green Broke



Oh, it's fake for sure. The camera is close to the hog, but the people are farther back. Now, I'm not saying that the hog isn't a 400-500 lb hog. That's still a hell of a hog, and no way would I want to be hunting that thing. Around here we hunt with dogs and a knife. No other weapons. There have been a few times though where we had to have someone go get a pistol becuase the hog was so big that the dogs couldn't hold it long enough for someone to slit it's throat. The last hog I hunted was probably about 350-400lbs and it about ate my friend for dinner. Lol.
     
    11-02-2010, 12:12 PM
  #7
Green Broke
Here's something that is true for you.

This gator was killed in Bar X Ranch. While he's not overly big, he is a big gator. 13ft long. It also lived about 30 mins away from me. Lol.

     
    11-05-2010, 05:11 AM
  #8
Green Broke
Kiki- I loled at that joke haha
     

Thread Tools

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
We are going for our second lesson (Bigger, Better and Scarier!!) ChingazMyBoy Horse Riding 14 08-14-2009 01:44 AM
weird growth.. changed color/got bigger Solo Horse Health 5 03-04-2009 02:03 PM
Wider isle or bigger stall - Which would you choose? Eagle eye 1 Barn Maintenance 11 12-05-2008 01:14 PM
going bigger on the XC,please feel to comment.... Babyrowz Horse Riding Critique 3 11-18-2007 07:03 PM



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:15 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0