those stupid urges

       The Horse Forum > Life Beyond Horses > Jokes and Funnies

those stupid urges

This is a discussion on those stupid urges within the Jokes and Funnies forums, part of the Life Beyond Horses category

    Like Tree1Likes
    • 1 Post By fastforty

    LinkBack Thread Tools
        03-09-2013, 07:14 PM
    those stupid urges

    So this is a thread for everyone to post the stupid things they have done on or around horses

    I'll go time I decided I wanted to sit on my horses back in her stall and as soon as my leg was on her she turned around and I fell 5 foot and wacked my side pretty its funny now how stupid I was
    Posted via Mobile Device
    Sponsored Links
        03-10-2013, 06:39 PM
    Nobody, really.... Maybe you just don't wanna share ;) .....what-ev
    Posted via Mobile Device
        03-10-2013, 07:57 PM
    Well, When I was little I wanted to be like the people in the movies how they throw a rope out and then slide down it. So, I tied a rope to my deck and slid down that. No one told me about rope burns. Here is another thread with the exact same topic as yours: What is the Stupidest Thing You've Done with your Horse?
        03-16-2013, 12:24 AM
    I got to the barn after going for a swim at the pond ,I wonted to get on my horse so up I went bareback I am still getting hair out of my shorts
        05-27-2013, 01:23 PM
    So this evening, just for kicks & giggles, I tied the end of my lead rope on the offside of the halter & jumped on my wild Mustang bareback. WHAT. WAS. I. THINKING??? You *know* how busy the ER is on holiday weekends! As it was, he took me for a nice gentle ride around the arena, where I quickly decided not to press my luck & slid off of him- a heckuva lot easier than I thought I would. The feeling was indescribable:)
    Critter sitter likes this.
        06-03-2013, 09:31 PM
    Well, I have to say the dumbest thing I did (recently) was:
    My trainer let me teach her western pleasure horse to go English and we took him to a show. I was scheduled to do my first showmanship class ever and I trotted him up to the judge for inspection. I messed up my quartering (HOW?), told him to "whoa" when he moved sideways 3 FEET FROM THE JUDGE (!?!), forgot to back five steps before the pivot, and then botched the pivot. Needless to say my face was the same color as my *borrowed* hot pink show shirt. I still got 4 out of 5 and it was the novice showmanship. But the thought that three other little peewee squirts all under 8 beat me... and I'm 14... yup.
    Posted via Mobile Device

    Thread Tools

    Similar Threads
    Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
    Was I stupid? cjdarlington Horse Training 15 04-14-2011 10:01 AM
    How stupid can we be? dee Horse Breeding 16 04-12-2011 06:02 PM
    Stupid Stupid Stupid! (graphic) ShutUpJoe Horse Talk 17 01-26-2011 12:04 PM
    Just Stupid! ChingazMyBoy Western Riding 11 07-29-2009 05:37 PM
    ...Stupid Morning, Stupid Cows, Stupid Stupid... BluMagic Horse Health 9 01-07-2008 12:44 PM

    All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:28 AM.

    Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
    Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
    Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0